Character Relations
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Alpha
Jake English
Leave your bookish malarkey in a dusty old library somewhere.
When his best relation is himself, you know he needs a reality check. Stat.
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Dirk Strider
What I did the last time I had a dead body on my hands probably wouldn't apply here.
Nobody uses BFF anymore. Too many weird, uncomfortable misunderstandings.
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Jane Crocker
Spiffingly?! Jake, you threw me into the snow..!
Rule of thumb: don't date team members.
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Roxy Lalonde
and how are u gonna mke it up to me mister adventure extraordinaire?
Watch the sass. You've got a lot of apologizing to do, boi.
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Beta
John Egbert
Well lets just hope there isn't an arson committed in the first place before we try watching tv.
Sort of like talking to your grandson about things grandpas normally don't talk about.
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Jade Harley
i was wondering how long it would be before you turned up here as well
He's a grandma's boy.
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Aradia Megido
sometimes you need to do what feels right even if you dont know why it is or what youre going to do next
Would be Indiana Jones, if he was a lot prettier.
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Kanaya Maryam
You Are The Expert After All I Dont Know What I Was Thinking To Even Say Anything
Academy Award Winner for putting up with Jake's horseshit.
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Nepeta Leijon
:33 < im sure wed find a way to mess up your simple human romance too xDD
Jake's a dog person, but this girl is pawsitively great!!
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Feferi Peixes
...that's one shell of a mask.
Fish might be her thing, but there's nothing fishy about her.
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Tavros Nitram
Of all the things to maintain a sure-fire outlook on, something such as this is definitely an important one.
Born to write inspirational speeches, frankly!!
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Rose Lalonde
Then we're definitely onto something.
On a scale of enigmas, here's our polar opposite.
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Karkat Vantas
ARE YOU LITERALLY RETARDED?
Do you really want an answer to that?
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Dave Strider
hows about you get down to the saloon lickety split
Yup, that sure is a Strider all right boy howdy!!!
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Vriska Serket
Like I said, she had pleeeeeeeenty of people to talk to.
Human!Friendship doesn't apply.
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Cape & Cowl
Nill
Are you sure you want to keep watching?
On a scale of one to cute, she's off the charts.
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Finn the Human
Two best buds having to face off against each other 'coz the other's all evil and junk??
Just don't point any fingers at anyone, alright?!
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Astral
it amazes me just how many human males do not understand the females of their species
Hey man, Jake's the hero! He's TOTALLY got this!!
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Yuma Tsukumo
What's a hoodang?
Looks like they took a PAGE from the same book.
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Quentin Quire
...Only the best could come out of homo superior.
No use having that bug up your butt! C'mon, live a little!!
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