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Sep. 26th, 2013 09:11 am
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@ [community profile] capeandcowl

Woops looks like this one got away from me.
I will get to you soon as im back on the horn.
Apologies for the wait.

Right the fuck now.

Date: 2013-05-25 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bonermagic
English, I need a metaphor for nipples.

Date: 2013-05-25 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bonermagic
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Jake.
If your nipples are anything like Clayface you can tell me.
Trust me, I wouldn't turn you away in your time of need.
We can find a way to fix your nipples. Just say the word.
I will move arousingly pronounced mountains to help you find a cure for your nipples.
Edited Date: 2013-05-25 03:37 am (UTC)

Date: 2013-05-25 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bonermagic
Are you sure, Jake?
Are you really sure? I need you to look deep within yourself, or at least at your chest, and ask where the comparison.
And ask yourself if having malleable nipples really is something that you want for yourself.
...
Listen. Are you sure that you didn't end up with some bizarre nipple-based power when we ended up here?

Date: 2013-05-25 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bonermagic
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Ever tried? If you haven't you know what you need to do.

Date: 2013-05-25 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bonermagic
You raise an excellent point, Jake. Ok.