jakeyyyy so gues what remember when i was bringing up that bday stuff in advnce becauase of the end of the world shit and then we ended up here instead of playing the game which is fuckin awesome since we got to meet up and everything while giving one big fuck you to teh batterwitch? yeah anyways looks like were back on track w dates despite that time warpy thing that happend i guess im here to ask you if you know what u want now not because i cnt think of soethig great but new enviormenet and all i can get you a lot of things would like to narrow it down (may already have sumthing planned just wana add a chrery on top <3)
Oh howdy roxy! Hold the phone let me see what it is you sent me. Shouldnt be a moment... Oh yes would you look at that haha we really are right back where we left off now arent we? Though im afraid i dont quite know what you mean if i know what i want. Care to enlighten an inquisitive chum on the matter?
like ur wiggling day present what else do i mean or are u gonan go off teling me that youll like anything i give you because i just want to make sure it has an sextra soething *sex tra la la ;) but no seriously u think a new place would give me a fresh case of new idesas bt help is apperciated i just dont feel like its enough i feel like it needs to eb a celebration bonus ontop of ur wigglin day so its a birthday + batterwtich fliop off combo ^^^ best combo evar
awwwww <3 oh my god ur enthusiasm is cute as fuck as always best dude why is u being single still a thing too fuckin bad taht janey had to fuck up her confession and all but im sure youll be getting a big ass cake from her in a week because shes the cake expert around here
[ hi jake!! it's the morning of december 1st and today when you wake up your room will look rather... different. why?
one word: PUMPKINS.
there are pumpkins on his bed, pumpkins on the floor, pumpkins on the table, and even pumpkins hanging around outside if he looks out his window. just a SHITLOAD of pumpkins.
if he looks hard enough there will be a note attached to one. it says: ]
happy wiggling day jakey or birthday whatever fits u wanted this to be a huge surprise so i snuk into ur room and left a few things for you the best surprises are alwys the one you wake up to right? just like how we woke up here away from the batterwtiches evil as fuck plans anyways sry for gankin ur goards this should make up for it also dont forget to check the desk i told u id leave you w an extra soemthing <3
[ there will be a tube of blue body paint on the desk and another note that says lol knock urself out ]
[Also, atop of one of the pumpkins is a familiar looking plushie that is positioned so that it would be staring at Jake with cold, dead eyes as he woke up.
ok sure rubber man anyway our group thats living together were having some financial problems and i dont want to make kanaya do all the work! i dont know im not even really sure what job id do but i figured youd have a better idea of human jobs than me :o
Yeah, something like that. I took a wrong turn and ended up in the middle of a shit ton of machines. Gears everywhere. Wasn't sure if the mad machinist was isolated in his work or decided to drop shit everywhere.
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Uh okay if youre lost i can come grab you! Finn and i used to mess around over there now that you mention it. Shouldnt take twenty minutes to get there.
... Jake. If your nipples are anything like Clayface you can tell me. Trust me, I wouldn't turn you away in your time of need. We can find a way to fix your nipples. Just say the word. I will move arousingly pronounced mountains to help you find a cure for your nipples.
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Date: 2012-12-01 08:17 am (UTC)so gues what
remember when i was bringing up that bday stuff in advnce becauase of the end of the world shit
and then
we ended up here instead of playing the game
which is fuckin awesome since we got to meet up and everything while giving one big fuck you to teh batterwitch?
yeah anyways looks like were back on track w dates despite that time warpy thing that happend
i guess im here to ask you if you know what u want now
not because i cnt think of soethig great but
new enviormenet and all
i can get you a lot of things
would like to narrow it down
(may already have sumthing planned
just wana add a chrery on top <3)
woah hello comment page /taken aback
Date: 2012-12-01 09:41 am (UTC)Oh yes would you look at that haha we really are right back where we left off now arent we?
Though im afraid i dont quite know what you mean if i know what i want.
Care to enlighten an inquisitive chum on the matter?
you're embarrassing me
Date: 2012-12-01 11:04 am (UTC)or are u gonan go off teling me that youll like anything i give you
because i just want to make sure it has an sextra soething
*sex tra la la ;)
but no seriously
u think a new place would give me a fresh case of new idesas bt help is apperciated
i just dont feel like its enough
i feel like it needs to eb
a celebration bonus ontop of ur wigglin day so its a birthday + batterwtich fliop off combo
^^^ best combo evar
im always embarrassing you, it would seem
Date: 2012-12-01 07:36 pm (UTC)Alright well im all ears it it means a little skulduggery against that awful witch!
why do i love you
Date: 2012-12-02 01:13 am (UTC)oh my god ur enthusiasm is cute as fuck as always
best dude
why is u being single still a thing
too fuckin bad taht janey had to fuck up her confession and all but im sure youll be getting a big ass cake from her in a week because shes the cake expert around here
good question.
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Date: 2012-12-02 05:58 am (UTC)one word: PUMPKINS.
there are pumpkins on his bed, pumpkins on the floor, pumpkins on the table, and even pumpkins hanging around outside if he looks out his window. just a SHITLOAD of pumpkins.
if he looks hard enough there will be a note attached to one. it says: ]
happy wiggling day jakey
or birthday whatever fits u
wanted this to be a huge surprise so i snuk into ur room and left a few things for you
the best surprises are alwys the one you wake up to right?
just like how we woke up here away from the batterwtiches evil as fuck plans
anyways
sry for gankin ur goards
this should make up for it
also dont forget to check the desk i told u id leave you w an extra soemthing <3
[ there will be a tube of blue body paint on the desk and another note that says lol knock urself out ]
What she said.
Date: 2012-12-02 05:59 am (UTC)There is no note attached. He can figure it out.]
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Date: 2012-12-02 08:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-12-17 03:39 pm (UTC):o
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Date: 2012-12-17 07:31 pm (UTC)Well then call rubber man and throw me a hard ball my body can take it!!!
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Date: 2012-12-21 03:50 pm (UTC)anyway
our group thats living together were having some financial problems
and i dont want to make kanaya do all the work!
i dont know im not even really sure what job id do
but i figured youd have a better idea of human jobs than me :o
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Date: 2012-12-24 09:14 am (UTC)Jeepers beats the heck outta me!
Maybe a waitress?
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Date: 2013-02-03 08:32 pm (UTC)I'm in machine hell. Did you end up caught up in whatever the hell is going on or are you alright?
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Date: 2013-02-06 02:06 am (UTC)What the heck are you getting on about? Find yourself at the scrap yard or something?
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Date: 2013-02-06 02:30 am (UTC)I took a wrong turn and ended up in the middle of a shit ton of machines.
Gears everywhere.
Wasn't sure if the mad machinist was isolated in his work or decided to drop shit everywhere.
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Date: 2013-02-06 02:44 am (UTC)Finn and i used to mess around over there now that you mention it.
Shouldnt take twenty minutes to get there.
((As he totally misunderstands.))
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Date: 2013-05-25 03:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-25 03:34 am (UTC)Uh okie doki then what are we talking like...
The mountains rose up like nipples or like the nipples were hecka gross like clayface or what??
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Date: 2013-05-25 03:37 am (UTC)Jake.
If your nipples are anything like Clayface you can tell me.
Trust me, I wouldn't turn you away in your time of need.
We can find a way to fix your nipples. Just say the word.
I will move arousingly pronounced mountains to help you find a cure for your nipples.
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Date: 2013-05-25 03:39 am (UTC)WHAT.
NO.
FUCK THAT MY NIPPLES ARE GREAT.
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Date: 2013-05-25 03:39 am (UTC)(no subject)
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From:text; i owed you adventures let's get this shit ready
Date: 2013-05-25 04:03 am (UTC)this is jake correct
Re: text; fuck YES more adventure
Date: 2013-05-25 04:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-25 04:11 am (UTC)i have a proposition for you jake
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Date: 2013-05-25 04:13 am (UTC)Cant say i know of a thing i like more than a good proposition.
Do i need to sit for this or will my heart be able to handle it?
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