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Sep. 26th, 2013 09:11 am
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@ [community profile] capeandcowl

Woops looks like this one got away from me.
I will get to you soon as im back on the horn.
Apologies for the wait.

backdated: november 24th

Date: 2012-12-01 08:17 am (UTC)
wytchkkrafts: (find myself grinning like a schoolgirl.)
From: [personal profile] wytchkkrafts
jakeyyyy
so gues what
remember when i was bringing up that bday stuff in advnce becauase of the end of the world shit
and then
we ended up here instead of playing the game
which is fuckin awesome since we got to meet up and everything while giving one big fuck you to teh batterwitch?
yeah anyways looks like were back on track w dates despite that time warpy thing that happend
i guess im here to ask you if you know what u want now
not because i cnt think of soethig great but
new enviormenet and all
i can get you a lot of things
would like to narrow it down
(may already have sumthing planned
just wana add a chrery on top <3)

you're embarrassing me

Date: 2012-12-01 11:04 am (UTC)
wytchkkrafts: (brain-to-mouth filter malfunction.)
From: [personal profile] wytchkkrafts
like ur wiggling day present what else do i mean
or are u gonan go off teling me that youll like anything i give you
because i just want to make sure it has an sextra soething
*sex tra la la ;)
but no seriously
u think a new place would give me a fresh case of new idesas bt help is apperciated
i just dont feel like its enough
i feel like it needs to eb
a celebration bonus ontop of ur wigglin day so its a birthday + batterwtich fliop off combo
^^^ best combo evar

why do i love you

Date: 2012-12-02 01:13 am (UTC)
wytchkkrafts: (ive-worked-this-shop-for-years facade.)
From: [personal profile] wytchkkrafts
awwwww <3
oh my god ur enthusiasm is cute as fuck as always
best dude
why is u being single still a thing
too fuckin bad taht janey had to fuck up her confession and all but im sure youll be getting a big ass cake from her in a week because shes the cake expert around here

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happy birthday

Date: 2012-12-02 05:58 am (UTC)
wytchkkrafts: (♥ star)
From: [personal profile] wytchkkrafts
[ hi jake!! it's the morning of december 1st and today when you wake up your room will look rather... different. why?

one word: PUMPKINS.

there are pumpkins on his bed, pumpkins on the floor, pumpkins on the table, and even pumpkins hanging around outside if he looks out his window. just a SHITLOAD of pumpkins.

if he looks hard enough there will be a note attached to one. it says: ]


happy wiggling day jakey
or birthday whatever fits u
wanted this to be a huge surprise so i snuk into ur room and left a few things for you
the best surprises are alwys the one you wake up to right?
just like how we woke up here away from the batterwtiches evil as fuck plans
anyways
sry for gankin ur goards
this should make up for it
also dont forget to check the desk i told u id leave you w an extra soemthing <3


[ there will be a tube of blue body paint on the desk and another note that says lol knock urself out ]

What she said.

Date: 2012-12-02 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bonermagic
[Also, atop of one of the pumpkins is a familiar looking plushie that is positioned so that it would be staring at Jake with cold, dead eyes as he woke up.

There is no note attached. He can figure it out.]

Date: 2012-12-17 03:39 pm (UTC)
aliveandticking: ([looking] let me check the wiki)
From: [personal profile] aliveandticking
jake i have something i want to bounce off of you
:o

Date: 2012-12-21 03:50 pm (UTC)
aliveandticking: ([sideeyes] yeah about that)
From: [personal profile] aliveandticking
ok sure rubber man
anyway
our group thats living together were having some financial problems
and i dont want to make kanaya do all the work!
i dont know im not even really sure what job id do
but i figured youd have a better idea of human jobs than me :o

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Date: 2013-02-03 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bonermagic
Hey English.
I'm in machine hell. Did you end up caught up in whatever the hell is going on or are you alright?

Date: 2013-02-06 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bonermagic
Yeah, something like that.
I took a wrong turn and ended up in the middle of a shit ton of machines.
Gears everywhere.
Wasn't sure if the mad machinist was isolated in his work or decided to drop shit everywhere.
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Right the fuck now.

Date: 2013-05-25 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bonermagic
English, I need a metaphor for nipples.

Date: 2013-05-25 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bonermagic
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Jake.
If your nipples are anything like Clayface you can tell me.
Trust me, I wouldn't turn you away in your time of need.
We can find a way to fix your nipples. Just say the word.
I will move arousingly pronounced mountains to help you find a cure for your nipples.
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Date: 2013-05-25 04:11 am (UTC)
soulbonder: (22)
From: [personal profile] soulbonder
excellent

i have a proposition for you jake

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