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[adventureboner]

IC INBOX @ capeandcowl Woops looks like this one got away from me. I will get to you soon as im back on the horn. Apologies for the wait.

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[adventureboner]

If you like i could ask her for you!

((He'll forget.))

[aliveandticking]

well sure you can go ahead!
especially because youre bound to see her before i will
thanks jake :)

[adventureboner]

Any time!
*double pistole and a wink*

text, backdated to the 2nd;

[bonermagic]

Hey English.
I'm in machine hell. Did you end up caught up in whatever the hell is going on or are you alright?

Re: text, backdated to the 2nd;

[adventureboner]

Uh yeah doing alright here?
What the heck are you getting on about? Find yourself at the scrap yard or something?

[bonermagic]

Yeah, something like that.
I took a wrong turn and ended up in the middle of a shit ton of machines.
Gears everywhere.
Wasn't sure if the mad machinist was isolated in his work or decided to drop shit everywhere.

[adventureboner]

Uh okay if youre lost i can come grab you!
Finn and i used to mess around over there now that you mention it.
Shouldnt take twenty minutes to get there.

((As he totally misunderstands.))

[bonermagic]

No.
No, it's cool. I'm probably talking about a different place.
I'm just going to look around for a while.
If strange shit isn't happening where you are then shoosh your ass down and stay there.

[adventureboner]

Woah what.
Shoosh your own ass down my friend what in davy crockets sweaty buttstains have you gotten yourself into??
If theres trouble afoot its time to call an adventurer before you get slaughtered by some rough robot like in that will smith flick!!

[bonermagic]

Dude, relax. I'm fine.
There's nothing here.

[There's an implicit 'so far' attached, isn't there.]

[adventureboner]

Dirk have you ever watched any horror movies.
Whats what they always say before the reaper jumps outta some closet and fucks them up sillier than dead geese.

[bonermagic]

Jake, please.
The last thing I need is to worry about you running off half-cocked with twin pistols and a wink.

[Pick a number.]

[adventureboner]

Dirk puh lease.
I dont need you dying or getting sucked into a black vortext or some shit when i could be doing something about it!!!
Cmon the hecks going on?

((Two, since fourty-two was going to be my number.))

[bonermagic]

And like I've been saying I've got it under control.
Don't worry about it.
Truth be told I'm not sure what the hell, exactly, is happening.

[adventureboner]

Well fine just lemme know if something crops up...

Howd you get there even?

[bonermagic]

...
I'm not exactly sure. It's complicated.

[adventureboner]

Well youve got me on the horn. Might as well spill the beans.

[bonermagic]

[And guess who just lost his signal? Can't get a connection where he's at. Sorry, bro.]

Right the fuck now.

[bonermagic]

English, I need a metaphor for nipples.

[adventureboner]

Huh?
Uh okie doki then what are we talking like...
The mountains rose up like nipples or like the nipples were hecka gross like clayface or what??

[bonermagic]

...
Jake.
If your nipples are anything like Clayface you can tell me.
Trust me, I wouldn't turn you away in your time of need.
We can find a way to fix your nipples. Just say the word.
I will move arousingly pronounced mountains to help you find a cure for your nipples.

1/2

[adventureboner]

...
WHAT.
NO.
FUCK THAT MY NIPPLES ARE GREAT.

[adventureboner]

WAIT THAT CAME OUT WRONG.

[bonermagic]

Are you sure, Jake?
Are you really sure? I need you to look deep within yourself, or at least at your chest, and ask where the comparison.
And ask yourself if having malleable nipples really is something that you want for yourself.
...
Listen. Are you sure that you didn't end up with some bizarre nipple-based power when we ended up here?

[adventureboner]

Uhhh no?
I mean as far as i recall ive never shot hope beams out of the good old headlights.