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[adventureboner]

IC INBOX @ capeandcowl Woops looks like this one got away from me. I will get to you soon as im back on the horn. Apologies for the wait.

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Right the fuck now.

[bonermagic]

English, I need a metaphor for nipples.

[adventureboner]

Huh?
Uh okie doki then what are we talking like...
The mountains rose up like nipples or like the nipples were hecka gross like clayface or what??

[bonermagic]

...
Jake.
If your nipples are anything like Clayface you can tell me.
Trust me, I wouldn't turn you away in your time of need.
We can find a way to fix your nipples. Just say the word.
I will move arousingly pronounced mountains to help you find a cure for your nipples.

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[adventureboner]

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WHAT.
NO.
FUCK THAT MY NIPPLES ARE GREAT.

[adventureboner]

WAIT THAT CAME OUT WRONG.

[bonermagic]

Are you sure, Jake?
Are you really sure? I need you to look deep within yourself, or at least at your chest, and ask where the comparison.
And ask yourself if having malleable nipples really is something that you want for yourself.
...
Listen. Are you sure that you didn't end up with some bizarre nipple-based power when we ended up here?

[adventureboner]

Uhhh no?
I mean as far as i recall ive never shot hope beams out of the good old headlights.

[bonermagic]

...
Ever tried? If you haven't you know what you need to do.

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[adventureboner]

I guess i can give it a whirl hold on a second.

[adventureboner]

Except holy crap how could i forget the last time i hope bulleted in the wrong location?
Dirk!!! Chum!!!
Get your coat were headed to the junkyard!!

[bonermagic]

You raise an excellent point, Jake. Ok.