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[adventureboner]

IC INBOX @ capeandcowl Woops looks like this one got away from me. I will get to you soon as im back on the horn. Apologies for the wait.

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[adventureboner]

Uh okay if youre lost i can come grab you!
Finn and i used to mess around over there now that you mention it.
Shouldnt take twenty minutes to get there.

((As he totally misunderstands.))

[bonermagic]

No.
No, it's cool. I'm probably talking about a different place.
I'm just going to look around for a while.
If strange shit isn't happening where you are then shoosh your ass down and stay there.

[adventureboner]

Woah what.
Shoosh your own ass down my friend what in davy crockets sweaty buttstains have you gotten yourself into??
If theres trouble afoot its time to call an adventurer before you get slaughtered by some rough robot like in that will smith flick!!

[bonermagic]

Dude, relax. I'm fine.
There's nothing here.

[There's an implicit 'so far' attached, isn't there.]

[adventureboner]

Dirk have you ever watched any horror movies.
Whats what they always say before the reaper jumps outta some closet and fucks them up sillier than dead geese.

[bonermagic]

Jake, please.
The last thing I need is to worry about you running off half-cocked with twin pistols and a wink.

[Pick a number.]

[adventureboner]

Dirk puh lease.
I dont need you dying or getting sucked into a black vortext or some shit when i could be doing something about it!!!
Cmon the hecks going on?

((Two, since fourty-two was going to be my number.))

[bonermagic]

And like I've been saying I've got it under control.
Don't worry about it.
Truth be told I'm not sure what the hell, exactly, is happening.

[adventureboner]

Well fine just lemme know if something crops up...

Howd you get there even?

[bonermagic]

...
I'm not exactly sure. It's complicated.

[adventureboner]

Well youve got me on the horn. Might as well spill the beans.

[bonermagic]

[And guess who just lost his signal? Can't get a connection where he's at. Sorry, bro.]