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jakeyyyy
so gues what
remember when i was bringing up that bday stuff in advnce becauase of the end of the world shit
and then
we ended up here instead of playing the game
which is fuckin awesome since we got to meet up and everything while giving one big fuck you to teh batterwitch?
yeah anyways looks like were back on track w dates despite that time warpy thing that happend
i guess im here to ask you if you know what u want now
not because i cnt think of soethig great but
new enviormenet and all
i can get you a lot of things
would like to narrow it down
(may already have sumthing planned
just wana add a chrery on top <3)

Oh howdy roxy! Hold the phone let me see what it is you sent me. Shouldnt be a moment...
Oh yes would you look at that haha we really are right back where we left off now arent we?
Though im afraid i dont quite know what you mean if i know what i want.
Care to enlighten an inquisitive chum on the matter?

like ur wiggling day present what else do i mean
or are u gonan go off teling me that youll like anything i give you
because i just want to make sure it has an sextra soething
*sex tra la la ;)
but no seriously
u think a new place would give me a fresh case of new idesas bt help is apperciated
i just dont feel like its enough
i feel like it needs to eb
a celebration bonus ontop of ur wigglin day so its a birthday + batterwtich fliop off combo
^^^ best combo evar

Oh! Hehe yes that is coming up.
Alright well im all ears it it means a little skulduggery against that awful witch!

awwwww <3
oh my god ur enthusiasm is cute as fuck as always
best dude
why is u being single still a thing
too fuckin bad taht janey had to fuck up her confession and all but im sure youll be getting a big ass cake from her in a week because shes the cake expert around here

Hehe ill admit im excited to get a bite of her woah hold the phone one cotton picking second!!!
Confession? What confession?
Is this about her being dead? I already know that! Pity that it is...

[ hi jake!! it's the morning of december 1st and today when you wake up your room will look rather... different. why?

one word: PUMPKINS.

there are pumpkins on his bed, pumpkins on the floor, pumpkins on the table, and even pumpkins hanging around outside if he looks out his window. just a SHITLOAD of pumpkins.

if he looks hard enough there will be a note attached to one. it says: ]

happy wiggling day jakey
or birthday whatever fits u
wanted this to be a huge surprise so i snuk into ur room and left a few things for you
the best surprises are alwys the one you wake up to right?
just like how we woke up here away from the batterwtiches evil as fuck plans
anyways
sry for gankin ur goards
this should make up for it
also dont forget to check the desk i told u id leave you w an extra soemthing <3

[ there will be a tube of blue body paint on the desk and another note that says lol knock urself out ]

[Also, atop of one of the pumpkins is a familiar looking plushie that is positioned so that it would be staring at Jake with cold, dead eyes as he woke up.

There is no note attached. He can figure it out.]

lol not that one
the confession as in THE confession where she accidentally rejetced u and everything
oh wait
shit
id go back to being miss ziupperlips but it mgiht be too late for that

Oh no!!! Like lincoln never told a lie you are not getting away from this one this time madam lalonde!
Your goose is cooked!! Your zipper is busted!!!
Or zuipprlips as you would say it.
Youre telling me that jane uh.
Really does have.
Well you know. Fancies me?

well..............................

yeah

[ this will be good for janey, she just knows it so why not. ]

Well paint me blue and call me babe....
And here i thought we were just friends.
Damn roxy i right well fucked up on that whole front.

Maybe i should ask her out you know?
Shit i even said that if we met up in the medium we could have ourself a little outting if she had fancied me.
Which she does.
But i thought she didnt!

((Oh my gosh you both are way too good to him.))

yup looks like the both of u fcuked it up big time
so id totes say go for it but dont tell her you heard it form me
do it jake
make this hapen
go right in there and swoon her off her feet w your natural charms
*swoop
ffffff swoon too but thats her job once u do what you gotta do

Yea.
Ill think on it a bit before i pull any stunts.
Thanks roxy and uh.
He he iill keep the ziupperlips going too on this hole ordeal!
*double pistol and a wink*

^^^ still the best
<3

jake i have something i want to bounce off of you
:o

Oh ho!
Well then call rubber man and throw me a hard ball my body can take it!!!

ok sure rubber man
anyway
our group thats living together were having some financial problems
and i dont want to make kanaya do all the work!
i dont know im not even really sure what job id do
but i figured youd have a better idea of human jobs than me :o

Uh.
Jeepers beats the heck outta me!
Maybe a waitress?

that sounds pretty boring
i wish that there were some ancient tombs nearby you know!
we could go dig up and sell some priceless ancient artifacts :p

Precisely!!
I mean Id probably have to bring jane along id hate to have her come back to me thinking i left her out of the fun and what not but im sure itd still be a blast!

haha im sure shed understand
maybe i should ask her about jobs actually
since she grew up on earth in a town and you grew up on a strange jungle island i guess

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backdated: november 24th

woah hello comment page /taken aback

you're embarrassing me

im always embarrassing you, it would seem

why do i love you

good question.

happy birthday

What she said.

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